A Philosophical Question Posed to You, the American (non)Voter

November 29, 2007 by shipp

It’s been said by many that ignorance is bliss.

It’s also been said that there is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. And I’m sure the same could be said regarding inaction in certain situations. Those who believe in the right to vote, and your duty as an American citizen to do so, would say that your inaction would be viewed as nothing short of disappointing negligence. Their faith in the perpetuation of government relies on your participation, however educated on the various subjects effected by the election you may be. Most voters would agree that a knowledgeable vote trumps a vote cast on looks or a thin understanding of policies any day. But are those who pay attention to the world of politics better off than the person who spares little consideration?

Perhaps “better” needs “better” clarification. By “better” I mean, are they happier? Is their life a fuller one? Is knowing the sordid details of the hypocrisy and beguilement constantly taking place around them making them richer in character, integrity, or prestige? Do those who take the time to make themselves aware of the day’s issues spend their days filled with hope and optimism? Or is immersion in the process, the scrutiny, and exhumation of corruption, transforming our most willful into cynics and skeptics?

Sure the overall state of affairs in this country is “better” when there is a more informed populous guiding it. But, again, are its citizens paying the price? At what point do those who note every deception and abuse of power decide that there is too much corruption to try and reverse?

Voter turnout and involvement in the political process is at an all time low. People just do not think that they can make a sizable difference. One politician is just as bad as another, only in a different way. With defeatist attitudes such as these shared by a majority of the population, is it somehow better for the individual to simply turn a blind eye and refuse to pay the process any further attention? For the good of the whole country, certainly not.  But have we reached the point of no return?  Is it time to count the country as lost and bury our heads in this nation’s many distractions?

When awareness leads to negativism and a life acknowledging the bad rather than the good, is ignorance truly bliss?

Crossing The Picket Line

November 13, 2007 by redlabel1856

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In other news, Mantarctica writers have crossed the WGA picket line today,  Spokesman Redlabel1856 said “We couldn’t possible deny people their daily dose of dick jokes, what with such high quality programming as “According to Jim”, “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” and “America’s Most Insipid Model” all in re-runs until the real writers come back.”

Wash Your Dirty Cocks

November 13, 2007 by redlabel1856

Great news for all you young folks out there: The CDC announced today that the recorded incidences of VD are at the highest rate ever. Clearly there are more of you out there crammin someone else’s dinner then there were a scant 9 years ago when on any give week night, 3/5’s of the Mantarcticrew were snapping their meat to Skinemax.

The Nation’s school administrators were also dismayed by these findings, lamenting the billions of dollars wasted on Abstinence training rather than sex ed. In other CDC related news, they have managed to rid the Earth of the scourge of Canine Rabies, I guess that’s a start, maybe they’ll get around to cracking AIDS or malaria next year.

Hard To Swallow

November 7, 2007 by redlabel1856

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Whether it’s an ellaborate hoax, or the hot new drug of choice for the inhaling set, tales of purported “jenkem” or “jankum” use in American Schools have set the internet ablaze today.  Known in the street vernacular as jenkem, Leroy Jenkems, or the more charming “Butt Hash” this particular concoction is nothing more than the captured gasses of fermenting sewage (For those that can’t read between the lines, kids are pooping in bottles, putting them out in the sun to rot, and capturing the gasses for inhaltion). 

Stories abound of the “drug” producing a euphoric high lasting from 20 to 6o minutes in which users experience profound auditory and visual hallucinations and report communing with the dead, of course this all occurs when you wake up from immediately passing out on the twisted concoction.  Users also report an unpleasant sewage taste that last for several days after inhalation.

 Whether this bizarre behavior is actually occurring, or just someones elaborate hoax remain to be seen, let’s hope it’s the latter.

You’re Going to Hell!!!

October 30, 2007 by redlabel1856

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 Hey Kids, in celebration of “All Hallow’s Eve”, the day before halloween traditionally celebrated for some bullshit as a chance to throw flaming dogshit on the porches of neighbors who’ve pissed you off this past year.  Stop and think about about the true meaning of Halloween, according to some it’s not a harmless hold-over from a past age of frivolous superstition, it’s a truly demonic celebration of all that is wrong in the world.  Check out the their reasoning.  Baby Lucifer must be rolling over in his grave!

And for a good scare, check out www.yourgoingtohell.com 

Blackwater Immunity = A Crime Against Our Soldiers

October 30, 2007 by redlabel1856

      Shame on you President Bush,  your regime’s pardoning of the Blackwater Mercenaries (Lets call a spade a spade)  is the most despicable act you’ve perpetrated to date.  With one stroke of the pen, you’ve sold out every scared 19 year old Private put on trial for murder, while acting in self defense in a war zone.

 While Blackwater may provide a valuable service to the Military with their training programs, that in no way absolves them from the fact that many of them left the Military for higher pay and less so called “bullshit”, fully aware that they would no longer be afforded the same legal status or Governmental support they did while in the ranks.  Little did they realize they would be getting better support, purchased by Billionaire CEO Erik Prince’s multiple contributions to finance the now dying dream of Republican Mastermind Karl Rove.

As a Vet. who honorably served in this most recent and ongoing conflict I feel like I’ve been slapped in the face.  If our Government sanctions the acts of mercenaries, while holding us to ridiculous rules of engagement why do they need us at all???

As a parting shot check out Blackwater’s Code of Conduct and Ethics, no where does it mention that they will be held harmless for the wanton killing of civilians after recklessly shooting up a traffic circle, because they have become such jaded “badasses” who think they are running the place; quite the opposite in fact.

Is Opra (sic) a Fu*$ing Alien???

October 29, 2007 by redlabel1856

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No Seriously,  I was flipping through the channels late last week (I’m fortunate that my wife doesn’t watch this garbage) when I had to stop on Ms. W’s show, my eyes glued like I was witnessing a gory traffic accident.  This google-eyed old crone looked like something from another planet, or perhaps she hasn’t been sleeping for some time, too busy perhaps masterminding a takeover of the world through her semi-coherent plan of psycho-babble bullshit?  Then again she could just be hitting the rock again, I here it’s a bitch to kick.

 In other news, how did a woman whose never been married become the relationship expert of the world? 

New Aliens Vs Predator-Requiem Pics/Spoilers

October 27, 2007 by shipp

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Yesterday’s USAToday published an article about the upcoming AVP sequel. It discusses the Strause brothers influences for the film, what they hope to bring back to the franchise, etc, etc. That’s all great and you can read it here if you like. We, however, just wanted to see the pics of something we’ve been waiting a long time to see on a big screen.

(spoiler after the break)

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Halo 3 DLC and Halo-ween Treats

October 27, 2007 by shipp

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This week’s Bungie update addressed some rather minor Halo gripes (melee scenarios, ranking plateaus, and resolution issues) but it also foretold of new multiplayer maps that are currently in the testing phases. Two of the maps in particular are hyped as causing some kind of radioactive doo-doo in the pants.

In addition to the multiplayer map progress report, Bungie has apparently confirmed a Halloween surprise for next Wednesday. The details of this event are few (duh, it’s a surprise) but it’s said to last 27 hours and involves matchmaking. The guys over at X3F are guessing a day filled with nothing but Infection and maybe a special medal. Our guess: something a little less restrictive. Like skull and cross bone flags for CTF, pumpkins instead of skulls in Oddball, and sure, a heavy smathering of Infection would be nice too.

MANTARCTICA Music Minute: 10/27/07

October 27, 2007 by shipp

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Quick joke before we get started:

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU WEREN’T THERE!

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Bill Maher’s Bad Ass Song

October 23, 2007 by redlabel1856

Dear Bill,

The way you handed it to those freaks from 911truth.org last Friday night was the most amusing thing on your show in some time.   However, in the testosterone soaked afterglow of your bad-ass-ism please don’t forget that you are still a 5′ leprechaun.  It’s easy be a tough guy when you know that security has a good five steps on you to apprehending the offending jackass before you get there.

P.S. To the freaks of 911truth.org, despite the fact that I seriously doubt your sanity, the way you seeded that crowd to provide almost five minutes of unfettered chicanery was a thing of beauty.  Perhaps it’s time to toss the crackpot theories and start disrupting more live T.V., I’m sure the guys from Jackass are looking for work now.

MANTARCTICA Movie Review: 30 Days of Night

October 20, 2007 by shipp

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Remember the first time you saw the Lost Boys? If you’re in MANTARCTICA’s prime demographic, you were about 9 or 10 years old when that movie first hit the silver screen. And again if you’re in that demographic, that movie more than likely scared ya enough to give you little douche pimples the first time you saw it. Vampire flicks ever since then have been either teh gay or ass kickingly bad asstified (with but one exception). Seemingly gone were the days of horror movies based off of the creatures of the night. Vampires had become sexy villains with charismatic dialogue and kung fu grip.

But no more.

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The New Geocentrism

October 20, 2007 by redlabel1856

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I’m not sure if it’s a Texas thing, or because I’m Mantarctica’s voice of religiososity (sic) but I sometimes get strange shit in the mail, like this gem from folks who still believe the Earth is the center of the Universe.

Come along for a wild ride!

We’re Baaaaacccckkkkk!!!

October 19, 2007 by redlabel1856

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Summer’s almost over here in East Texas, it passed on some time ago for the rest of the Mantarcticrew, and now its time to give this blog some much needed mouth to cock resuscitation.

No more will we spend our afternoons watching our favorite films. It’s time to spread the cynical gospel.

August 15, 2007 by shipp